God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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