Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
third nipple confirmed
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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