North Korea, Best Korea!
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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