the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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