sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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