I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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