this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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