i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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