i permit you to call me
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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