alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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