i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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