do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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