do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I pour the whiskey from now on
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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