You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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