i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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