i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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