are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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