You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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