what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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