Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
The air was thick with penises
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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