I just cut my nipple shaving
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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