alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
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