Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Randomize
