Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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