Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
