1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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