There is no way he is gay with that hair.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Boobs are out for the taking
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I came so hard my ears popped.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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