Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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