thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Randomize
