I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Just pee around me
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He shit in the fireplace
tell me about the eggs
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