like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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