Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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