saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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