Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Randomize
