I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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