question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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