I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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