they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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