It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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