Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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