it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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