I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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