I don't think brook has ever known best
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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