day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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