I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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