how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
