I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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