Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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