Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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