whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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