There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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