Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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