at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Quick, to the slutcave!
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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