Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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